me ;)


paging-doctorfaggot:

don’t worry kitty, i’d want to bang me too.

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mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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once i heard the ice cream truck outside

lulz-time:

 

once i heard the ice cream truck outside but by the time i could get money to buy something from it, it was gone

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

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instead of wife swap they should do blog swap where they force two bloggers from different catagories to act like the other for a week and try to fit in

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dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

YOLO: You Only Live Once

YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers





offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat

revenge of the summer bloggers


abbdeeta:

sexualfavours:

Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?

It’s like ‘Who designs this shit?’

(Source: rustboro)

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killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions


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Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (Pop version)

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